LJ Idol Week 5- Kayfabe
Nov. 9th, 2018 08:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fausts_dreamI pull my boots on, over my cloven hooves. One last glance in the mirror to make sure my red makeup is on, just so. To quote Danny Murtaugh, I am most definitely too old for this shit. But no one brings genuine heat to the marked out believers like the Ol' Lightbringer himself. My friend War, he is always absolutely slaying them wherever he goes. But the boys in the writers room don't really know how to use his new finisher "Nuclear Destruction" without making the rest of the show kinda anti-climactic, you know.
Famine should have been relegated to undercard status for YEARS. But his tag-team partner Greed seems determined to carry him. My job today is pretty fun. I get to squash those jobbers, Compassion and Tolerance. Setting up my Pay-Per-View with the American Way in a couple years. Honestly, I don't know what they are gonna do with this one in the writers room, some of the storylines have been pretty funky. The old days were so much cooler. Russia's heel turn after WWII was EPIC absolutely took everyone's breath away.
I don't mind the in the ring stuff, it is kind of exhilarating. It is the keeping up the image between bouts that is tiresome. I am really a thoughtful guy....I am all about "Liberty" and "Freedom" that whole "Do as thou wilt, that is the whole of the law" bit. Course the marks can't get over the "Evil, Evil, Evil bit" Yeah I gave your kid Cancer, can't possibly be that crap you keep pumping into the air amirite.
They have been hyping some kind of retirement match for me for centuries, but I don't see it. Honestly, I am still the only one who really moves the needle for some of the old school fans, the Company wouldn't be the same without me. "It's real to me, dammit!" Sure it is, cowboy. Michael and I work out together. Not in public, of course.
Famine should have been relegated to undercard status for YEARS. But his tag-team partner Greed seems determined to carry him. My job today is pretty fun. I get to squash those jobbers, Compassion and Tolerance. Setting up my Pay-Per-View with the American Way in a couple years. Honestly, I don't know what they are gonna do with this one in the writers room, some of the storylines have been pretty funky. The old days were so much cooler. Russia's heel turn after WWII was EPIC absolutely took everyone's breath away.
I don't mind the in the ring stuff, it is kind of exhilarating. It is the keeping up the image between bouts that is tiresome. I am really a thoughtful guy....I am all about "Liberty" and "Freedom" that whole "Do as thou wilt, that is the whole of the law" bit. Course the marks can't get over the "Evil, Evil, Evil bit" Yeah I gave your kid Cancer, can't possibly be that crap you keep pumping into the air amirite.
They have been hyping some kind of retirement match for me for centuries, but I don't see it. Honestly, I am still the only one who really moves the needle for some of the old school fans, the Company wouldn't be the same without me. "It's real to me, dammit!" Sure it is, cowboy. Michael and I work out together. Not in public, of course.
